He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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