Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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