Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
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moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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