She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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