I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
