The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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