Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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