i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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