I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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