Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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