The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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