i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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