fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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