I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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