Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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