that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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