Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We have started to decorate penises.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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