All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am available for nakedness
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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