I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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