every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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