oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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