I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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