I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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