so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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