Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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