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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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