belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
