I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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