I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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