I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
