you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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