Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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