im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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