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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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