i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
