wat bout pragnant strippers??
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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