After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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