He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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