I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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