So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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