dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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