i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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