My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
