you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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