I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am midnight drunk by noon
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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