real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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