i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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