Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
another moral hangover. fuck.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Someone signed my nipple.
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