Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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