singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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