Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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