So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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